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Title: Nonsense Shayari Post by: Khushi on May 03, 2006, 08:25:39 AM U on my Mind!!
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............! TOTAL NONSENSE! Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash! Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal? Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... Ekhattar, bahattar, chauhattar ! (trihattar is on leave ) Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...... Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah) Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .... Ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? Gum woh cheez hai... Gum woh cheez hai... Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai, For example Fevicol (wah wah) She Left !! Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi Apno ko bhula kar chali gayi kis bhool ki saja di Usne pahele hasaya pir rula kar chali gayi Timepass Shayari Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, earth to sky) Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air) Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi.. jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim... bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi... Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! (Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.) Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib La, phawda muzhe de de !! Ladka aur Ladki (Boy and Girl)!! Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen..... Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi...... Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Telephone humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ??? Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi raat bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bohaut hai Laajawaab Shayri tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi Sexy Eyes! Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, toh hum behosh ho gaye... |