Title: Computer Terms in Bollywood Style. (Hindi) Post by: Vatsal on April 24, 2006, 11:52:16 PM Pentium IV & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote
miyan. Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha. Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali. F1 - Guide. Esc - Nau Do Gyarah. Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa. CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate. Undo - Aa ab laut chale. Super User Password - Gupt. BackUp - Jaagte raho. UPS - Janta Hawaldar. Server - Godfather. Proxy Server - Padosan. Security - Nakabandi. Storage - Tehkhana. Storage capacity - Badhti ka naam Dadhi. Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz. Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya. System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi. Dumb Terminal - Anari. Mouse - Jaanwar. Hard Disk partition - Batwara. Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye. Temporary file - Khote Sikkey. Operator vs Computer - Mein Khiladi Tu Anadi. NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani. Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge. Contractor - Bakra Kisto pe. Employee on Probation - Paying Guest. Employee who works Sincerely - Dil Se. Employee who is ready to Leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna. Employee for more than 3 yrs in the company - Amar Prem. Employee who signs a Bond - Bandhan. Employee who does not signs a Bond - Kachche Dhage. Employees Changing Job frequently - Banjaare. Employee Changing his Platform frequently - Gumrah. Employee without an Accomodation - Pardesi Babu. Employee on Bench - Ghar Jamai. Project Leader - Mohra. Project Manager - KhalNayak. Project Testing - Agni Path. Bill Gates - Loafer. Microsoft - Hum Se Badh Kar Kaun. IBM - Hathi Mere Sathi.(Mainframes/Midrange). Sun Java - Khiladiyon ka Khiladi. Netscape Navigator - Maa Kasam Badla lunga(Microsoft se). Hotmail - Dakya. Virus - Jalaa kar rakh kar dunga. Anti Virus kit - Soldeir. Software Piracy - Andha Kanoon. Internet - Duniya Meri Jeb mein. Chat - Jhoot bole Kawwa kaate. Hackers - Chambal ke Daku. Artificial Intelligence - Jungle mein Mangal. E-Commerce - Naya Daur. Internet Porn Business - Kala Dhanda Gore Log. GUI - Mein Sunder hoon. Icon - Pehchhan. ISP - Dalal. |