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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts
working the moment you get up in the morning
and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that
nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of those we don't like ?
- Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that
happens in the world everyday always just
exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all
be watching television in the dark.
- Michael Landon

Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use.
- Wendell Johnson

It matters not whether you win or lose;
what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Remember that as a teenager you are in the
last stage of your life when you will be
happy to hear that the phone is for you.
- Fran Lebowitz

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein