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Title: NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL....
Post by: Vatsal on December 23, 2005, 03:01:05 AM
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................
















SO TAKE MY ADVISE AND DONT MARRY
ALWAYS BE HAPPY