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Title: Nice Jokes Post by: ritu_sweet_girl on December 23, 2005, 02:43:19 AM Sardarji :I want to stich curtain for my computer
Tailor : Why curtain for computer Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life? Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u? Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah...... Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends Sardaarji tells his wife Tum meri Kalpana ho Tum meri Bhavana ho Tum meri prerna ho Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin Again had twins named Peter & Repeater Again had twins named Max & Climax Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired Har samundhar mye saahil nahi hota,Wah,wah,Wah...... Har jaahaz mye misile nahi hota, Wah,wah,Wah...... Agar Dhirubhai nahi hota to har lucche kye pass mobile nahi hota Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian Laloo says I am sagittarian Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Mamsahari hai Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon |