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Title: General Terms with Cool Definitions Post by: Ryan Martis on August 06, 2009, 02:25:05 AM (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_01.jpg)
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_12.jpg) Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *********** Divorce: Future tense of marriage *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_02.jpg) Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_11.jpg) Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_03.jpg) Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_04.jpg) Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. . *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_05.jpg) Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_06.jpg) Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_07.jpg) Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_08.jpg) Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_09.jpg) Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *********** (http://800014.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_10.jpg) Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_13.jpg) Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_14.jpg) Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_15.jpg) Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *********** Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_16.jpg) Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_17.jpg) Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_18.jpg) Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_19.jpg) Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_20.jpg) Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_21.jpg) Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_22.jpg) Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_23.jpg) Father: A banker provided by nature. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_24.jpg) Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught. *********** Title: Re: General Terms with Cool Definitions Post by: Ryan Martis on August 06, 2009, 02:25:36 AM Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. *********** Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_25.jpg) Boss: Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early. *********** Classic: Books, which people praise but do not read. *********** Compromise: The art of dividing a cake that everybody believes he got the largest piece. *********** Committee: A group of individuals who can do nothing individually but sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *********** Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********** Conference Room: A venue where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody agrees later. *********** Dictionary: A place where pay, reward and success come before work. *********** Doctor: A medical person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with bills. *********** Etc.: A grammatical sign used to make people believe that you know more than you do. *********** Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. *********** Father: A banker provided by nature. *********** Lecture: The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to that of the students without going through the brains of either. *********** Life Insurance: A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can be rich after. *********** Marriage: An agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. *********** Nurse: A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills. *********** Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homely life. *********** Philosopher: A man who torments himself all his life to become wise after death. (http://800022.xyz/files/funzug/imgs/jokes/cool_terms_26.jpg) Politician: Someone who shakes your hand before the elections and your confidence after. *********** Saturday and Sunday: Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays). *********** School: A place where Papa pays and son plays. *********** Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *********** Tears: A hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. *********** Yawn: The only time a husband can open his mouth. *********** School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic Books: which people praise, but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher : A fool who pain himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. |