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Title: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:04:11 AM If Bollywood Film star work for call centers..... ... Imagine the calls.
(http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_01.jpg) Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain... Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga. Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:05:03 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_02.jpg)
Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. . Customer: I need help Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa....... Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga.. Customer: What!!! I need your manager Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:05:41 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_03.jpg)
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai... Customer : How dare you speak like that Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh. .. seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!! ! Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:06:17 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_04.jpg)
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya Customer: I lost my invoice Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:07:50 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_05.jpg)
Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. ... Customer: hi Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai Customer : I have not received my product Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha... Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:08:31 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_06.jpg)
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon. Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:09:04 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_07.jpg)
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu... mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu Customer: I need your manager Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon.. Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:09:43 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_08.jpg)
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo Customer : I am not devi Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai... Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:10:14 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_09.jpg)
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please Customer : Mona Ajit : Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega.... Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:11:18 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_10.jpg)
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye Customer : I want to buy a product from your company Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re Customer : $ 10.00 Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:11:50 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_11.jpg)
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra... Customer : I lost my invoice I need one Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:12:25 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_12.jpg)
Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna Customer: I lost my invoice Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi... Title: Re: If Bollywood Film star work for Call Centres? Post by: Ryan Martis on August 04, 2009, 02:12:58 AM (http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l336/glamgalz/funfani/imgs/jokes/bollywood_13.jpg)
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk Customer hung up the phone.... |