Ek sahebji ghabraye huye aaye aur biwi se bole- "Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha....... !"

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi- "Mummy, Rita ne meri gudiya tod di hai."
Pati ne phir kahna shuru kiya- " Haan to begam, main kah raha tha ki raste emin ek gadha....... ...!"
Itne mein unka ladka bola- "Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai."
Biwi gusse mein aakar boli- "Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pahle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!"