I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't
know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just
fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:   "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question.   "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy
right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...













"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions!!!"