Teacher : A for ?

Sardar : Apple

Teacher : zor se bolo...!

Sardar : JAY MATA DI...!!!



Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga



Teacher: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?

Student: jab auto me baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kehte hain,

AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI !

Soowar ke bachhe !

Ullo ke patthe!

kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

sab kitne chote-chote,
piare-piare hote haina.


A sardar saw a beautiful girl.

he went and kissed her.

GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"

Sardar: " B.Com Final Year...


Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NTWK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki mang kiya karte hai.


1-smoking

2-drinking

3-charas

4-ganja

5-chicken

6-mutton

7-masala

8-oily food

9-sleep

10-pollution

HEART ATTACK HA! HA! HA!

"Dus bahana karke le gaya dil"