ALL DIET FAQ's answered...

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and
vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a
lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these?
Vegetables.
So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism
of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain?
Eat chicken.


Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is
distilled wine, that means they take the water out of
the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness
that way. Beer is also made out of grain.

Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people
have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days
in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be
bad for you?


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another
vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!


Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales
to me.


Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions
you may have had About food and diets..........