Adventures of Jugnu Singh
Jugnu Singh sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Jugnu Singh : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize.
Jugnu Singh: Then why are the others running?!

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Jugnu Singh & American Friend
Jugnu Singh and an American were walking outside,
when the American said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
Jugnu Singh looked towards the sky and said "Where, where!?"

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Jugnu from Punjab!
Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Harpal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.
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Sardar and Milk !!!!!!
One sad day Sardarji finds out from his doctor that he's going to die. He asks the doctor if there is anything, anything at all that he can do to save his life.
After careful consideration and analysis the doctor tells him that he'll have to drink a milk off a mom's nipples who's just recently become a mom for three consecutive days and he'll live.
Sardarji all depressed reaches home where his whole family relatives and friends are there to share their sympathies.
One of his childhood friends tells him "Yaar, tennu pata hai teri bhabi da munda howa hai, teri jaan de khaatir tu peela dood usse."
Sardarji all shy goes "Mein bhabi naal aisa kaise karsakta hoon."
Friend: "Koi gal nahii oyee, tere se bardke thorehi hai!"
So Sardarji goes into the room where Sardarni is lying on the bed. While sucking on the nipples he gets her aroused and when he's about to leave, Sardarni goes "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh kita, o bohot hai." And Sardarji goes home.
Next day he comes back and again Sardarni all horny says "Sardarji taanu kuj hor chaiida te manglo?"
Sardarji: "Nahii nahii bhabii, tussi mere liye enna kujh karde pe o, bohot hai."
Final day Sardarji comes and yet again Sardarni is again real horny "Sardarji tussi roz aandeo, aaj te kujh hor manglo tussi"
Sardarji: "Chalo tussi kendeo te dood naal biscuit hojaan te mazza
aajave!"