ahkil
|
|
« on: September 27, 2007, 11:47:10 PM » |
|
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
******************************************************
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
*******************************************************
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
*******************************************************
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
*******************************************************
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera pyo lagayega kya?
*******************************************************
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
*******************************************************
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
*******************************************************
Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
*******************************************************
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
*******************************************************
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
*******************************************************
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
*******************************************************
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
*******************************************************
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
*******************************************************
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
*******************************************************
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
*******************************************************
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
*******************************************************
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam.
*******************************************************
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
*******************************************************
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
*******************************************************
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
*******************************************************
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
*******************************************************
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?
|