The over-dressed: Dressed in red, with all the jewellery one can possibly own, you'd assume this guest is a close relative of either the groom or the bride. But, on further digging, you'd realise that she is the bride's father's friend's cousin's niece!

The napkin thief: This guest has a weakness for those standard white napkins available at every Indian wedding. He/ she doesn't give a damn about the fact that the host would have to pay the caterers later.