Restaurant, Nairobi :
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

Hotel bedroom, Japan  :
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed.

Cocktail lounge , Norway:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Newspaper Classified:
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

Private school:
No trespassing without permission.

River highway:
Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory:
Do not activate with wet hands.

Maternity ward:
No children allowed.

Cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.