Railway station at Patna:



Aana free, jaana free,



pakde gaye to khana free.





# seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:



Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.



She may be your grandmother!





# seen on a bulletin board:



Success is relative



More the success,



More the relatives.



# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:



We need your heads to run our business.





# A traffic slogan:



Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....







#THE BEST ONE:



Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations



It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."



- Indian Armed Forces