Welcome To Funfani. Please Login.

Login with username, password and session length




October 02, 2026, 09:36:44 AM
Funfani.com - Spreading Fun All Over!ENTERTAINMENT JUNCTIONJokes / Funny MessagesLawyers JokesConsultation fees
Pages: Pages1
Print
Author Topic: Consultation fees  (Read 1,469 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Dalton Pinto
Super Elite member


Karma: 0
Offline Offline

Posts: 1,709


« on: August 04, 2009, 12:00:49 PM »

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.


Logged
Pages: Pages1
Print

Jump to: