Dont Marry a Programmer..

Husband : (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in.

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!

Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband :File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband :Unknown Virus :

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