NIIT : Not interested in IT

WIPRO : Weak input, Poor & Rubbish output

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : Totally Confusing solutions

INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

HUGHES : Highly useless Graduates hired for eating & sleeping

BAAN : Beggars Association & Nerds

IBM : Implicitly boring machines

SATYAM : Sad & tired yelling away madly

PARAM : Puzzled & ridiculous array of microprocessors

C-DOT : Coffee during office timings

AT & T : All Troubles & Terrible

CMC : Coffee, meals & comfy