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« on: July 30, 2009, 05:09:53 AM »

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Chandigarh and asked the bartender, "What all do you have".

Bartender, "We have whiskey, rum, vodka, gin, beer..."

Lord Shiva, "Let's try whiskey first, give me five bottles of whiskey."

After having five bottles of whiskey, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked, "Who is this man, after having five bottles of whisky and he is still on his feet."

After having five bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having fourty bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him, "Sir, who are you?? I ve seen people getting drunk after having four glasses of whiseky, and you've almost had fifty bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you???"

Lord Shiva, "Vats, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain."

Bartender, "AB CHADHI ISKO!!!"

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