APNA SAPNA HASI HASI


Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.


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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI


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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.


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Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

Ans: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal


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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral of the story: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. (Jail mein)

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Dunia wich reh k ragan wich kho jaao.
kise nu apna bana lo kise de ho jaao.
je kuch bhi nahi kar sakde taan.
2 peg desi de mar k so jaao....

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Sardar open his tiffin on the road.

Why???

Socho socho,
jaldi socho.


He wanted to check, "k mein office ja raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon,.....

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In order to get good JOB in good company

A boy required 100% Talent

But

Girls require only 4% Talent..


Remaining is :

( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) is = 96%

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Misomi lopura mai ukama makaya fula ukiya paristo tarumo wa yalo xambo....

Soch kya rahe ho ?


Mail hamne ke hai. jo dil karega wo bhejenge!!!!!

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Santa was touching a lady in a crowed bus !!!

Lady: Excuse me!! aap acha nahi kar rahe hain...
Santa: itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta,...

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Plz call me, its urgent....
Ek accident ho gaya hai
tumahara hi blood group chaiye !!!!

Please mana mat karna varna tommy mar jaayega.

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Colgate se daan saaf rakhne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
babool se fresh karne ka,
Agr phir bhi safaid nahi hue to .................

to
Bindas "Harpic" use karne ka....

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Mkkhiya" maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female ...
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi...

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,:*""*:,  ye ek
*;'%,':*  ped
   )(     hai
   )(     Khoobsurat hai na??

Agar mujhe mail nahi karoge to isi par taang doonga.....

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Aadmi ki car se takrakar ek tota behosh ho gaya.
aadmi ne use pinjre me rakha or khana + pani diya...

Tota hosh me aate hi bola AAILA!!!! JAIL!!

WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA??

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NASHEDI RHYME:

Twinkle twinkle little star,
he just went to the beer bar,
Scotch rates r up so high,
So drink PAUVA wid chicken fry..

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Arz kiya hai -----

Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye,
Us bus k sishe chatak jaate hain,
Driver chaye jitni tez chalaye,

Chichore phir bhi latak jaate hain....

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SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT
QUESTION EVER ---

WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG???

OYE YAAR!!!!!

JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA....

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agar aai hai to toilet jaao!!!!

Shor mat machao......

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Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho??

Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho??

Bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho???

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