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« on: August 10, 2009, 04:27:55 AM »

A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear runs out the door. After ensuring that no one is hurt, the bartender races out the door, and calls after the bear
"What the censored did you do that for?"
The bear calls back, "I`m a Panda bear. Look it up in the dictionary."
The bartender returns, pulls out his dictionary.

Panda : Pan"da, n. (Zo["o]l.) A small Asiatic mammal (Ailurus fulgens) having fine soft fur. It is related to the bears, and inhabits the mountains of Northern India. Eats shoots and leaves.

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