Some Santa and Banta Jokes

In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster
at a Police station: Two White
men wanted for Rape.

Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs!!


Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?

Banta: No way. I was born because of
broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it.


Three men discussing wives.

1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.
Santa: I'm confused. I think shes is cold but people say she's hot.