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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:30:59 AM »
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:12 AM »
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:23 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:34 AM »
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:54 AM »
An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 05:32:05 AM »
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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