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« on: August 04, 2009, 05:16:11 AM »

A pastor and a priest from the local parishes are standng by the side of the road, holding up a sign that reads:

The End Is Near!! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!

"Take a hike and leave us alone, you religious nuts!" shouted the first driver as he sped by.

Suddenly, from around the curve, the clergy heard screeching tires and a big crash.

"Do you think it would be better if we put up a sign that says 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?" the pastor asks the priest.
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