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« on: August 04, 2009, 02:11:49 AM »

A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside.

"Have the police come yet?" the man asked.

"No," the woman moaned.

"Has the ambulance been here yet?"

"No," the injured woman repeated.

"How about the insurance company?"

"No."

"Listen," the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?"
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