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[Dalton Pinto]

Five Irishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The gorgeous blonde Italian customs agent stops and tells them, "It's illegal to put five people in a Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asks the driver.

"Quattro means four," replied the blonde.

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the Irishman retorted in disbelief, "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law".

The driver replies angrily, "Brainless idiot! Call your supervisor over - I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," she said sweetly, "he can't come right now. He's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."