Title: Someone who doesnt drink or gamble Post by: Rhea Thomas on July 30, 2009, 06:18:10 AM A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?”
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?“ “No,” says the bum. The man then asks, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?” Again the bum says, “No.” So the man says to the bum, “Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?” |