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Title: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:12:51 AM
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# Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

# Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:13:05 AM
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# Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:15:46 AM
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# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:15:56 AM
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# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:16:24 AM
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# Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:16:32 AM
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# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

# Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:16:42 AM
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# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.


Title: Re: Interesting Facts About Women
Post by: Ryan Martis on July 09, 2009, 03:16:51 AM
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# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.