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Title: Dog's Funeral Post by: Ryan Martis on August 10, 2009, 04:44:10 AM An American farmer's dog died suddenly after a long and happy life. Ben visited the parish priest to arrange a funeral.
Ben: I'd like to have a proper funeral for my dog, who died last night. Priest: I'm sorry, we don't conduct funerals for pets. You can try the Christian church down the road - I think they perform dog funerals. Ben: All right. But do you think $25,000 will be enough to cover their expenses for the service? Priest: Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic? |