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« on: February 20, 2008, 02:29:40 AM »

ULTIMATE MACHINE


A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way.....
 
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound  'KIRRRRRRRR...'
 
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
 
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
 
Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...

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