Vatsal
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« on: February 20, 2008, 02:29:40 AM » |
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ULTIMATE MACHINE
A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way..... If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......
Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time' Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told) Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...
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