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« on: July 27, 2009, 01:27:39 AM »



Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
 
IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;
 
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
 
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
 
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
 
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
 
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
 
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

 Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
 
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
 
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

if Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...
 
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
 
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Betty Botter bought some butter, but the butter Betty Botter bought was bitter. So Betty Botter bought some better butter to make the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better. But instead of the better butter Betty Botter bought making the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better, the bitter butter Betty Botter bought made the better butter Betty Botter bought bitter!

The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.

No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.
 
Does this shop sport short socks with spots?
 
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

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