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« on: May 03, 2006, 01:53:12 AM »

Mercedes Benz Driving Test

1. Before changing lanes you should:
     (A) signal.
     (B) check.
     (C) both a & b.
     (D) just swing into the lane without
doing either a or b.

2. The top light on a traffic signal is:
     (A) red.
     (B) yellow.
     (C) green.
     (D) Who cares, it doesn't apply to me
anyway.

3. The speed limit in a residential area is:
     (A) 35 MPH.
     (B) 25 MPH.
     (C) 45 MPH.
     (D) I paid $65,000 for this car, I'll drive
as fast as I want.

4. In California, when a pedestrian enters
a cross walk, you should:
    (A) slow to a walking pace.
    (B) go around the block.
    (C) stop.
    (D) speed up and honk your horn.

5. In the other 49 states, when a pedestrian
enters a cross walk, you should:
     (A) maintain your speed.
     (B) slow a little.
     (C) slow a lot.
     (D) speed up and don't bother honking
your horn.

6. Your may make a left turn from the right lane:
     (A) never.
     (B) when there is a left turn arrow.
     (C) on Sunday at 2 A.M.
     (D) When ever you damn well feel like it.

  7. When a school bus has flashing red lights,
you:
     (A) must stop.
     (B) may pass on the left after checking.
     (C) may pass after slowing to 5 MPH.
     (D) use your car phone to order Chinese food
while passing on the left.

8. When you hear an emergency vehicle siren,
you should:
     (A) pull to the right and stop.
     (B) pull into the nearest car wash.
     (C) roll down your windows.
     (D) turn up the radio and ignore it.

9. You may make a U-turn in front of a fire station:
      (A) never.
      (B) when the doors are closed.
      (C) if there are no police around.
      (D) when you have missed your turn.

10. When approaching a traffic light where cars
are stopped, you should:
     (A) relax.
     (B) watch the signal.
     (C) stop a safe distance back from the car
in front.
     (D) call your wife/secretary on your car phone
so everyone can see that you have a car phone.

  11. When turning onto a side street, you should
  signal:
     (A) two blocks before turning.
     (B) two car lengths before turning.
     (C) two miles before turning.
     (D) what for, if the guy behind me hits me,
I'll sue him.

12. A U-turn in a business district is legal:
     (A) only at an intersection.
     (B) always.
     (C) never.
     (D) if I pass a sale at the jewelers.

13. Parking in a red-zone is permitted:
     (A) never.
     (B) on Sunday.
     (C) if there is a fire hydrant.
     (D) when I'll only be there for five minutes.

14. What is your annual gross income:
     (A) $10,000-20,000.
     (B) $20,000-40,000.
     (C) $40,000-80,000.
     (D) $80,000 and up.




Scoring

If you answered 'd' on every question, you
have a perfect score. You are certified to drive
a Mercedes Benz Automobile. You may, at
your discretion, proceed to your nearest
Mercedes Benz authorized distributor and
select the Mercedes Benz Automobile of
your choice.

If you answered a, b, or c on two or fewer
questions, you may request a retest in two
weeks time. Please study the Mercedes
Benz motor vehicle guide in preparation for
your retest.

If you answered a, b, or c on more than two
questions, we're sorry, you just don't have the
proper attitude to be a Mercedes Benz
Automobile driver. Perhaps you should
consider a BMW.

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