Vatsal
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« on: October 28, 2007, 03:23:34 AM » |
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Great Sayings On Marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette *********
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try *********
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi *********
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates *********
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas *********
The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud *********
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison *********
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran *********
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray *********
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous *********
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman *********
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield *********
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle *********
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous *********
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Anonymous *********
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