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« on: August 01, 2006, 03:33:23 PM »

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.

As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the
front door, the guy
started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of
confidence, he leaned
with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her
"Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see
 us!"

" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
He asked grinning at her.

" No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on!

There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

" No way, it's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".

" No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

" No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and

the girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair
dishevelled,
And in a sleepy voice she said,

" Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it.
 Or if need
Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for
God's sake and
all of ours....

TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........

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