Funny Quotes.
 

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?
 
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
 
One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
 
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
 
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
 
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
 
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
 
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
 
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
 
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
 
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
 
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
 
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
 
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
 
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
 
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
 
When two's company, - three's the result!
 
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
 
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........