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« on: May 11, 2006, 01:22:58 PM »

*9 Things I Hate*


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know
where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask
where the toilet is?
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2.* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.
*
3.* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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4.* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
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5.* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I
paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*
6.* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
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7.* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
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8.* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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9.* When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
*
*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your
screen,
you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how... *
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