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« on: August 10, 2009, 01:22:15 AM »

Rabri was walking on a beach when she found a bottle. She opened it to see what was inside. Out came a Genie with three wishes as usual.

Genie: You can have any three wishes. But remember whatever you ask, your husband will get the same thing ten times more.

Rabri: Make me the most beautiful woman on earth.

Genie: Remember that Laloo will get the same treatment, ten times. All the girls will be after him.

Rabri: That's all right. Where will Laloo go? After all I will be the most beautiful woman, so he will always be running after me.

The Genie waves his hand and Rabri becomes the most beautiful woman on earth.

Genie: What is your next wish?

Rabri: Make me the richest woman on earth.

Genie: Remember that Laloo will get ten times what you get.

Rabri: That's all right. All that's his is mine anyway.

The Genie again waves his hand and it is done.

Genie: What is your third wish?

Rabri: Give a mild heart attack.
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