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Ryan Martis
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« on: August 10, 2009, 12:40:29 AM » |
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Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____
To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____
The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back. _____
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. _____
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. _____
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. _____
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. _____
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. _____
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. _____
42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. _____
As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. _____
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. _____
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. _____
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. _____
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. _____
If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls. _____
Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. _____
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. _____
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker _____
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more. _____
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side. _____
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. _____
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them. _____
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. _____
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. _____
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. _____
Well done is better than well said . _____
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking. _____
Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS. _____
Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES. _____
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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