A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
> local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic
> ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
> conversation.
>
>
> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
> something bothering you?"
>
> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
> "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks
> like you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You
> know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
>
> wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand
and
> led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several
> times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
>
> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
> voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."