Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met
by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led
such wonderful
lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to
Earth and be
anyone you want".

The first nun says "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF
she's gone.

The second says "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.

The third says "I want to be Sara Pipalini". St. Peter looks
perplexed.
"Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry but that name
just doesn't
ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her
habit and
hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts
laughing.

He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says
'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'!"