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« on: December 09, 2009, 01:14:23 AM »

Fun with Mr Beans...
 

 
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

 

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!



MR. BEAN ON MARRIAGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?

: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean Ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

: Head Cleaner.

 
SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

: Make it three c to be sure!
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 12:43:41 AM »

If Mr. Bean Had A Baby
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 12:44:09 AM »

If Mr. Bean Was Justin Bieber
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 12:44:41 AM »

If Mr. Bean Had A Daughter
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 12:45:25 AM »

If Mr. Bean Was Lady Gaga
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 12:46:15 AM »

If Mr. Bean Was Bin Laden


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