FACTS FROM MALLU-LAND
 
 
1. What is the tax on a Mallu's income called ?
IngumDax.
 
2. Where did the Mallu study ?
In ko-lledge.
 
3. Why didn't the Mallu go to ko-lledge today ?
He is very bisssi.
 
4. Why did the Mallu buy an air-ticket ?
To go to Thuubaai, zimbly to meet his unggle in Gelff.
 
5. Why do Mallus go to the Gelff ?
To yearn meney
 
6. What did the Mallu do when the plane caught fire ?
He zimbly jembdd out of the vindow.
 
7. How does a Mallu spell moon ?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.
 
8. What is a Mallu management graduate called ?
Yem Bee Yae.
 
9. What does a Mallu do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curran.
 
10. What does a Mallu use to commute to office everyday ?
An Ooto
 
11. Where does he pray ?
In a Temble, Charch or a Maask.
 
12. What is the latest Mallu punch line ?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
 
13. Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
 
14. Name the only part of the werld, where Mallus don't werk hard ?
KERALA.
 
15. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala ?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
 
16. Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait ?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of KOKANET OIL...
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of BENANA CHIBBS...
Pass it on to 15 Mallus or more to get a set of BROGUN bones..