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Ryan Martis
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« on: August 28, 2009, 01:50:08 AM »

Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female -  (Online chat).
 
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)
 
Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
 
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
 
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
 
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
 
Hero : OK
 
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).
 
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
 
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.
 
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
 
Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
 
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
 
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
 
Female: Hey, am back
 
Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@
 
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
 
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
 
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
 
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
 
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
 
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
 
ok?
 
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!
 
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!
 
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