Little Johnny's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Andy came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew, Little Johnny.

When Uncle Andy came into the bedroom, he saw the Little Johnny Kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.

Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.

Little Johnny looked up and said, "What are you doing?"

"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied Uncle Andy.

"Mom is going to be mad", said Little Johnny.

"Why will she be mad?" asked Uncle Andy.

"Because the bed pan's on this side!"