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« on: July 31, 2009, 01:23:49 AM »

Bob was a farmer and was helping one of his cows give birth, when
he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence,
taking in the whole event.

"Oh great...", thought Bob, "...he's only 4 and I'm gonna have to
start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun -
I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, Bob walked over to his son and
asked, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that
calf going when he hit that cow?"
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