After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
"Ma`am," he said ."I`m afraid we`re going to have to give you a Breathalyzer test to see whether or not you`ve been drinking."
The test was taken and as the officer eyed the results, he said, "Lady, you`ve had a couple of stiff ones."
"That`s amazing!"the girl cried."You mean it shows that, too!"