There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t then the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I`ll get off."
After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.