A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a `blonde lady` driver.
"Mam, is there a reason that you`re weaving all over the road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you`re here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma`am... that`s your air freshener."