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« on: July 30, 2009, 05:30:37 AM »

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?", asks the cop.
"I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now!"

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